- Injecting chocolate syrup into your breasts when you're nursing, gives you chocolate milk.
- The weight of the computer increases when you add more data to your hard drive.
- Your goldfish might be epileptic if it starts having a fit in your hands when you take it out of the water.
- The fastest way to lose 20lbs in one week is to- cut off one of your legs.
OH SRSLY THIS IS REAL GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.
I might just die one day laughing at children/not so smart people.
