Trolling is fun

Because:

• Injecting chocolate syrup into your breasts when you're nursing, gives you chocolate milk.
• The weight of the computer increases when you add more data to your hard drive.
• Your goldfish might be epileptic if it starts having a fit in your hands when you take it out of the water.
• The fastest way to lose 20lbs in one week is to- cut off one of your legs.

SOURCE:YAHOO ANSWERS.

OH SRSLY THIS IS REAL GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.
I might just die one day laughing at children/not so smart people.

Fly away~

i made myself into a balloon and i flew high high high up into the sky

i really want to fly fly fly
i want to be a kite/balloon/bird/mosquito or idec if you just let me be a housefly.

Holidays are over. i don't feel anything. Life remains the same.
I'm ambivalent about school. Love schooling but when i go back, i'm just going to face the same situation over and over again.


OH MOODY SHIT SHALL STOP IT let pikalyn cheer u up X)

Truth needs no prove.

but your truth might not be someone else's truth.

Taking a taxi makes me smile when i zoom past a bus full of people
but then i cry cuz the fare zooooms the same way too.

Sometimes the 'ting ting ting piang piang' of bejeweled makes me stop thinking for awhile.


WHY MUST THINGS BE SO DIFFICULT WHEN IT ACTUALLY LOOKS EASY.

why is my keyboard cranky?
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why am i doing this?

You make me smile

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile


Cray cray
I slept till 4 today after breakfast with my mum and sis at 7.
I had a series of weird and wild dreams but i can't really remember any of them :(

Ecstatic and magical

i tried crayons out today and i think that it's special.
i feel like painting so maybe i shall do that next

Colouring takes up time.

i was bored and so i decided to draw.

and it became awesome so i used this as my profile pic!!! HEHE

JUST COMPLAININ'

OH SHIT
I TOLD LYNETTE TO LOOK AT THIS

THEN SHE DIDNT GETTHE THING
so i told her that we're not fated.
but she really wanted to know, so i told her to tilt her computer screen, or her head.
then i asked her what she saw.

Lynette says (12:05 AM):
*The heart?
Van says (12:05 AM):
*OH SHIT
*...
*RLY NOT FATED
Lynette says (12:05 AM):
*I DONT KNOW
*XPLAIN
Van says (12:05 AM):
*TILT YOUR HEAD OR YOUR SCREEEN@!!
Lynette says (12:05 AM):
*I DONT KNOW
*I AM GOING TO CRYYYYYYYYY

I THINK I SHOULD BE THE ONE CRYING.
cuz after ten times she still can't see means FAIL and CANNOT BE FRIENDS >(
AFTER A HUNDRED TIMES I THINK SHE'LL STILL ONLY SEE THE HEART.

hi lynette's boyfiriend next time you want to say smth romantic to her plz don't use this method kkkk it'll just FAILLLL SUPER BADLY.

Hello Hello Baby,

THE TELEPHONE MV SUCKED so i'm not going to put it up here.
NGL, i don't care how much it sucked, i still love it for so many reasons. HAHA.

lol dis crazy bitch!

SO TRUE.

"For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

RUN

When things get complicated, RUN




AS FAST/FAR AS YOU CAN.

Still alive and kicking.

I just had a math test today, and i'm having a CLL test tmr.
But i'm still alive and kicking.
School is tough, people are difficult, things are not going the right way, etc.
To those who are struggling, you know that you'll always have someone to count on. :)
provided if i acknowledge you as my friend hehehe.
I have eyes to see, ears to listen, and a shoulder to lend! ohhhahaha.


Sometimes it's really better to be alone.